Chapter 33: Li Yishu, the Madman of Hand Speed; Little Yan Faces Off Against Sayid

"Bee Doctor, I was wrong! I was wrong! Please, beg the Commander to save me, save me!" Xiaoxiaoyan whimpered, rolling around on the ground from behind the screen.

"Do you know you were wrong?" Heize asked.

"Wrong, wrong, I was so wrong!" Xiaoxiaoyan shouted excitedly. Just as he was about to turn into a death crate, Heize provided precise medical assistance.

"Beep, beep, beep!"

Moments later, Xiaoxiaoyan scrambled to his feet and began wagging his tail at Bee Doctor.

"Wrong? Where was I wrong? Where? Where?"

Heize said, "Xiaoxiaoyan, don't get too cocky, alright?"

"Commander, I'll give it all back!" Xiaoxiaoyan hurriedly took the fossil and the Rolex out of his secure container and obediently dropped them on the ground.

Bee Doctor shook his head, signaling he didn't want them, and then marked Heize.

"Did you understand that?" Heize said. "Bee Doctor said those were for me, but you embezzled them!"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Commander, hurry and go help Yishu, I'll go pull the switch!"

Heize dropped some medical supplies and a surgical kit, along with a gun, before heading toward the extraction bridge. As luck would have it, he happened to see Red Wolf running from the rat run toward the drop-off point.

Heize raised his M14 and unleashed a barrage of fire. Red Wolf threw a smoke grenade in retaliation and, using the bridge structure as cover, made his escape.

Heize called out, "Little Yishu, Red Wolf is heading your way!"

"Received, Commander!" Li Yishu replied. "I'm ready!"

Heize pursued from behind while Red Wolf fled ahead. The two of them entered the horizontal test track one after the other. Red Wolf performed a slide and entered the Xiaomi House. The moment he turned around, he saw Li Yishu lying prone on the ground.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

"Ah!"

Red Wolf let out a miserable shriek and collapsed, dead.

"Nice shot, brother!" Heize roared with excitement.

"Well done, Little Yishu!" Xiaoxiaoyan said. "I've pulled the switch!"

Li Yishu hoisted Red Wolf's crate onto his shoulder and followed Heize toward the extraction point. Before long, the five of them gathered outside. Bee Doctor and Mai Xiaowen were busy spraying graffiti on the ground, having a great time. Xiaoxiaoyan was lying prone in front of the crate, frantically looting it. After grabbing the gear, he even fired a few shots into the crate.

"Stupid Red Wolf, you tried to possess me, and then you ran? Do you think you could get away?"

In the livestream chat:
Memory Pawn Cloud: "Xiaoxiaoyan can only manage to shoot corpses and crates!"
Jiang Jianwei Sees: "The person above is mistaken; Xiaoxiaoyan has even shot AI crates, okay!"
Life's Many Faces: "They're just AI, why give them such a hard time?"
Peony Sister: "Aerospace is still too deep, Xiaoxiaoyan, why not go back to Puba for some training!"
Lying Down to Pee: "Next round, Puba! Let Xiaoxiaoyan practice his aim in Puba!"

Seeing the comments, Heize said, "The brothers say you need to go to Puba for some retraining. What do you have to say about that?"

Xiaoxiaoyan quickly put away his gun: "Commander, about that... the gold bars!"

"Gold bars, is it?" Heize immediately displayed the gold bars from his secure container.

"Yes, yes, the gold bars!" Xiaoxiaoyan’s tone became excited.

Heize said, "You know, as the Commander, I always reward merit!"

Xiaoxiaoyan: "Huh?"

Heize said, "The first time you were knocked down, it was Little Yishu who closed the door to save you, right?"

"Yeah!" Xiaoxiaoyan nodded.

Heize continued, "When Nanbowan jumped the ladder to escape, it was Little Yishu who hooked him back up, right?"

"Yeah!" Xiaoxiaoyan kept nodding.

Heize asked, "Then tell me, who should I give this tank and these gold bars to?"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "They should go to Mai Xiaowen and Bee Doctor!"

Bee Doctor and Mai Xiaowen, who had been lurking in the livestream, shook their heads frantically when they heard this. Furthermore, Mai Xiaowen placed her military radio at Heize's feet.

"No, no, take your own stuff!" Heize shook his head vigorously, then dropped his room key on the ground. "Little Yishu, take your room key!"

"Understood, Commander!" Li Yishu retrieved his key.

Heize dropped the gold bars on the ground and took out six stacks of gold ammo and seven or eight small gold items. "Bee Doctor, Mai Xiaowen, you two take two stacks of gold ammo each, and take all the small gold items. Take your red-tier loot too, I don't want it!"

The two shook their heads, signaling they didn't want it.

"Take it!" Heize fired shots at their feet. Only then did the two crouch down, walk forward, and collect the supplies.

Afterward, Heize took out a bottle of champagne. "This round, Yishu performed the best, so the tank goes to you. The gold bars go to Xiaoxiaoyan. As for this champagne, which one of you wants it?"

"Wait, I can take the gold bars now?" Xiaoxiaoyan asked excitedly.

Li Yishu said, "Commander, you keep the tank! I'm already fully loaded!"

Xiaoxiaoyan: "Little Yishu, you take the tank! Otherwise, I'll feel bad taking the gold bars. As for this champagne!"

"Oh, hurry up and take it!" Heize urged. "We're almost out of time!"

Li Yishu said, "Xiaoxiaoyan, you take it first!"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "You take it, you take it, you did the most work!"

Both of them were being polite with their words while secretly clearing their backpacks, dropping lower-value items to make room.

Heize shouted, "Two seconds left, take it now!"

"Let me!" Xiaoxiaoyan roared, rushing forward and frantically hitting the 'F' key.

The next second, the screen transitioned to the helicopter interface. Once the three of them returned to the Special Services Division, Xiaoxiaoyan cried, "Commander, the tank, the gold bars, and the champagne are all gone! They're gone!"

"Didn't you take them?" Heize asked. "Little Yishu, didn't you take them?"

Li Yishu said, "I took them all!"

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Little Yishu, how are your hands so fast? I... I..."

Heize said, "We're all brothers, why be so polite? If you couldn't take them, I'll take them for you!"

Xiaoxiaoyan: "Waaah, I dropped my armor repair kit and my gun, and I didn't get a single thing!"

In the livestream:
Eating Cake on My Butt: "LMAO, two people with eight hundred schemes each!"
Emotional Expert: "Xiaoxiaoyan was just waiting for the last second of extraction to snatch all the red-tier loot!"
Princess Pee: "Xiaoxiaoyan is finally acting humble now!"
Dragon Riding Luna: "I'm just saying, Yishu's hand speed means he's definitely been single for over twenty years!"
Brother Wei: "If you want to sanction Xiaoxiaoyan, you've got to count on Yishu!"

Heize said, "New brothers, hit that follow button! If we can get this livestream to five million likes, I'll raffle off a deluxe battle pass. Type which map you want to see next in the chat!"

The chat was filled with "Puba."

Heize said, "Brothers, Puba is boring!"

"It's interesting!" Xiaoxiaoyan said. "Think about it, where did the three of us meet? It was Puba!"

"That's right!" Heize said.

Xiaoxiaoyan shouted, "We're going to Puba! I won't knife Sayeed; I'll challenge him to a duel, I'll blow his brains out in a minute!"

"Huh?" Heize said. "Challenge Sayeed to a duel?"

"And that's not all!" Xiaoxiaoyan said. "I can even kill him while holding a shield, treat him like a monkey, and I can hook the crocodile too!"

Heize asked, "What does Little Yishu think?"

"I have no problem with that!" Li Yishu said.

"Good!" Heize said. "This round we'll listen to Xiaoxiaoyan and see how he duels Sayeed!"

The three of them transferred their gear and selected standard-issue kits. Heize chose the SV-98 sniper rifle. Xiaoxiaoyan used a CAR-15 assault rifle, and Li Yishu used a Bison.

After preparing, they entered the Puba map.

"We are about to land, confirm the mission objectives one last time!"
"Remember the plan, complete the mission, and claim the rewards!"
"Scavenge for high-value items and extract safely as soon as possible!"

The three of them spawned at the West Building, position one.

"Commander!" Xiaoxiaoyan said. "This is my show today, don't you two steal my spotlight!"

"Alright, alright!" Heize said.

"No problem!" Li Yishu said.

Xiaoxiaoyan said proudly, "It's Sayeed's lucky day that he didn't spawn. If he were here, I'd smash his dog head in!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Li Yishu, who had climbed into the grass outside the Administrative Building to check a bird's nest, said, "Sayeed is here, I hear the music!"

"Don't move, you two, let me handle this!" Xiaoxiaoyan stowed his rifle, switched to his knife, and bolted toward the Administrative Building.

"Switching to the knife for the details, nice!" Heize said.

Li Yishu added, "What a flamboyant move!"

"You two just wait to loot the crate! You won't even need to lift a finger!" Xiaoxiaoyan jumped through a window and headed straight up the stairs to the second floor.

"Wum-wum-wum!" The terrifying music began to play.
"Guess where I am?"
"No time for hide-and-seek!"
"You'd better be careful!"
"Do you really think you can hide?"

Sayeed's voice echoed through the hallway. Moments later, gunfire erupted in the building.

Heize asked, "Is Old Say dead?"

"He's dead!" Xiaoxiaoyan said.

Li Yishu glanced at his teammate's status: "Is that so?"

"Waaaah!" Xiaoxiaoyan cried. "I didn't even fire a shot, I didn't even pop my ultimate, I was instantly killed by Sayeed! Come save me!"

"Holy crap!" Heize couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter.

In the livestream:
Nan Wang Nana: "Holy crap, laughing to death, what a clown!"
Wind Crow: "Xiaoxiaoyan, I still liked you better when you were being arrogant just a moment ago!"
Brother Wei: "Before entering the Admin Building: 'I'll crush Sayeed!' After entering: 'I'm dead, Commander!'"
Seeking Approval: "Xiaoxiaoyan's daily routine of bragging!"
Vajra Wrestler: "Is Sayeed dead? Yes, he's dead! I'm dead! I can't hold it in anymore!"

Xiaoxiaoyan frantically pressed the call-for-help button: "Commander, Sayeed is corpse-camping me! He's corpse-camping!"

"Holy crap? He's still corpse-camping?" Heize said. "Little Yishu, go save him, I'm going to loot the shipping container!"

"No problem!" Li Yishu immediately circled to the front of the East Building. He jumped through the window to the second floor and saw Sayeed doing backflips.

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "Sayeed is gone, he's gone, Yishu, hurry and save me!"

"It's fine, I'll call him back!" Li Yishu used his grappling hook and pulled Sayeed directly in front of him. Just as Sayeed raised his gun, Li Yishu circled behind him and unleashed a flurry of knife strikes to his head.

"Ah!"

Sayeed let out a sharp cry, collapsed, and turned into a crate. Li Yishu habitually went prone. Head, armor, gun, chest rig, backpack—he finished looting in seconds. Li Yishu didn't even check the loot; he prepared to stand up to save Xiaoxiaoyan.

Suddenly, he heard the sound of a magazine being inserted.

Xiaoxiaoyan said, "What's that sound? What's that sound? What is that?"