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“You should ask for his Dharma name, not his surname. Have you lost your mind from a fall?”

It was the old Taoist in the crane-feather cloak again. Ouyang Rong noticed his words were quite biting.

Ouyang Rong ignored him and nodded: “Alright then, may I ask the venerable monk’s Dharma name?”

The withered monk lowered his brows, “Unknown.”

“Unknown, venerable master, I’ve long admired you.”

The Taoist in the crane-feather cloak sneered, “He said he doesn’t know. Kid, are you trying to make me laugh?”

Ouyang Rong glanced sideways at him, “Which kind of cookie are you?”

The old Taoist looked puzzled: “Cookie? What’s that? Measured by pieces?”

Ouyang Rong fell silent, not responding.

He got up from the ground, leaving the lotus pedestal in the center, and moved into the darkness where the Taoist and the others stood to shelter from the rain.

Looking down, his white traditional robe was soaked through more than half. This style of Hanfu, Ouyang Rong vaguely remembered seeing it in some book.

A round collar with wide sleeves, a horizontal lapel skirt, pleats at the waist — this old-fashioned attire was traditionally worn by scholars and officials in ancient times.

After fumbling with how to wear it properly, he finally took it off and tossed it aside. Fortunately, he still had a pale blue inner garment beneath, but Ouyang Rong was far from happy.

This unfamiliar outfit felt heavy on his body, and the rough fabric rubbed harshly against his skin, like wearing a coarse rag on a balcony. It was nowhere near as soft or comfortable as his fleece-lined thermal clothes and down jacket.

Yet curiously, although this Confucian outfit was thin, and despite his lengthy midnight struggle under the moonlight that left him soaked, he did not feel particularly cold.

“Has the season changed too...?”

Ouyang Rong muttered, shivering—not from a chill, but because the entire current situation and its unfolding felt strikingly familiar, as if he had come home.

In the past, with such a start, Ouyang Rong would have swiped away without a second glance. The only thing that might have caught his attention in the first two chapters was whether the male lead was at least half as handsome as him.

Like the Taoist and the other two, Ouyang Rong found a dry spot in the dark, settled down, and took off the boot on his right foot.

He had wanted to do this earlier: his tabi sock had a hole, and since climbing the rope, his big toe had been poking through, unable to retract—torture for someone with OCD.

After turning the sock inside out, he put the boot back on.

He stared at the rain curtain hanging over the underground palace’s center.

Rubbing his right cheek hard, he reflected: if this was truly reincarnation, he must have landed randomly in a high-martial ancient world. The underground palace where he was reborn seemed safe for now, but outside, some mythical force, seemingly terrifying, was in command—enough to drive people here to this pure land.

As for whether it was a soul transmigration or body reincarnation… his face was still his own, so it looked like body reincarnation. But not necessarily; maybe it was the same person in a parallel world, just different circumstances.

That left only one question: who was he in this world?

Ouyang Rong touched the gauze on his forehead; the pain and the sticky dampness under his finger indicated a wound about 1.7 inches above his right eyebrow, roughly two fingers wide.

He glanced at the stone lotus pedestal in the center.

Pointing to his forehead wound, he spoke softly: “May I ask, who saved me?”

“How do you know it was us?” the Taoist in the crane-feather cloak replied.

The three in the underground palace: the gaunt monk always bowed his head, chanting sutras, giving off an inscrutable aura; the slender young woman was either too cold or too shy to speak a word.

So only the somewhat talkative Taoist could respond.

Ouyang Rong slouched his shoulders, “I fell from above, woke up lying on my back with a head wound. If not you, then who? It couldn’t have come before the fall.”

“Not a bad mind… hmm, you guessed right,” the Taoist laughed. “But don’t thank me or that dull bald monk. Thank her. It was this girl who saved you.”

Ouyang Rong was a bit surprised and looked at the slender girl to his right—turns out she was cold-faced but warm-hearted.

Mimicking the Taoist’s peculiar speech pattern, he awkwardly cupped his fists: “Thank you… young lady, for your help.”

The slender girl simply nodded lightly, seemingly sparing words.

Ouyang Rong listened for a moment longer, then felt a bit embarrassed.

The Taoist burst into laughter: “Hahahahaha…”

“Cut it out.”

“She’s mute, you’re waiting for her to speak? Hahaha…”

Ouyang Rong was stunned and looked again at the slender girl.

The Taoist’s laughter made her body tremble slightly as she buried her head deeper.

Ouyang Rong shook his head, “All beings suffer; stop mocking.”

The Taoist scoffed, “Which eye of mine sees me mocking? I laugh because this is just too interesting. Hahaha.”

“This pure land underground palace gathered the four of us: a godly bald monk, a mute fool girl, you’re a bookish idiot, and me—a wretched, sore-covered nobody. Put us together, hahaha, it’s hilarious.”

Ouyang Rong glanced at the Taoist’s neck exposed beneath the black feathered cloak, revealing some festering sores.

Yet strangely, despite his body covered in sores, the Taoist’s complexion was youthful. If not for his white hair and stooped posture, he could easily pass for a young man.

Truly white-haired but child-faced.

Suddenly, the Taoist asked, “Hey kid, want a wife?”

Ouyang Rong thought for a moment, “Taoists don’t speak falsely.”

“Just say yes or no.”

His body honestly nodded, but his mouth said, “Master Taoist, that’s embarrassing…”

The Taoist clapped his hands laughing, pointing at the slender mute girl.

“Then it’s this girl. You can’t leave anyway. One’s a bookworm, the other a mute—perfect match, a pair of unfortunate lovers, so fitting! Hahaha, little girl, what do you say? If you don’t speak within three breaths, it means you agree… Fine, then let’s arrange the wedding while it’s still dark. You two should hurry to the wedding chamber.”

Ouyang Rong quietly stared at the merry troublemaker, saying nothing.

The slender mute girl also remained motionless, ignoring him.

The Taoist laughed for a while, found no response, but was not embarrassed; he naturally adjusted his mixed cloth cap.

“Hmph, good intentions wasted. Don’t regret it later.”

Ouyang Rong kept silent.

Outside, the rain had stopped without him noticing. The clouds dispersed, the moon set, and the sky dimmed considerably.

This night scene was familiar to Ouyang Rong, who often got up early to recite in the rooftop garden; dawn was approaching.

He looked again at the small well-like hole at the top of the underground palace and murmured, “Is this really a pure land?”

“Could it be otherwise? Don’t you trust the ‘Unknown Master’?” the Taoist teased with a smile.

Someone sighed, then whispered a confession, “If I had known, I wouldn’t have looked at such things in a Buddhist sanctuary.”

“What things?” The Taoist appeared very interested, watching him closely all along.

Indeed, since the Unknown Master muttered sutras by himself and the mute girl couldn’t speak, only the two of them could hold a somewhat normal conversation.

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“Merit-deducting things.”

“You scholars still believe in that?”

“Originally, no. Now, half-believe.”

“Only half?”

“Because my past education doesn’t allow me to fully believe.”

“You may be a bookworm, but your words are interesting.”

Ouyang Rong suddenly turned, “How do you know I’m a bookworm? Are there other scholars outside? Do you know me?”

“No.” The Taoist sneered. “But your clothes—aren’t they the scholarly kind that emulate the sages? And you talk all secretively, not straightforward at all!”

“Then outside, is there…”

“Forget outside. Wasn’t that flood enough to give you up? Just stay put. Rare chance to be in a pure land. Haha, this Taoist needs a good rest too.”

“If this is a pure land... why are only the four of us here? Where is everyone else?”

“You’re lucky; the others suffer outside.” The Taoist waved impatiently. “And you scholars, stop dreaming about being saviors.”

“Are there saviors in this world?” Ouyang Rong asked curiously.

“There are.” The Taoist grinned. “Aren’t you one? They say no savior dies; you’re not a savior but act like one.”

Ouyang Rong shook his head, “I’m not a savior, nor do I have a savior’s heart.”

“Good. Besides, what kind of saviors are they? They’re just big thieves.”

The Taoist sneered, pointing outward: “All these disasters and calamities were ultimately caused by those who called themselves disciples of saviors. Wherever there are saviors, there are thieves stealing their names and tools. So what’s the difference between saviors and thieves? One is unintentional, the other deliberate—the source of chaos. Both deserve death! Especially the saviors!”

Ouyang Rong glanced at him, “You’re quoting Taoist stuff—‘Saviors don’t die, thieves never cease.’ I studied that... we all could recite it backward.”

“Oh? You studied that?” The Taoist was surprised.

Ouyang Rong hesitated, then modestly said, “To be precise, I studied a bit of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism—know a little of each.” Damn, of course I’m familiar with my major courses. Do you think I’m joking about grad school?

The Taoist raised an eyebrow, looking him over again, then asked, “What is the foremost truth of the Noble Truths?”

Ouyang Rong randomly picked a short answer, “There is no savior.”

It was a Buddhist question about the highest truth; he answered that there was nothing sacred.

The Taoist was silent for a moment, unusually serious.

After pondering, he looked at Ouyang Rong, “You’re not just a little.”

Ouyang Rong sighed, “That’s why I want to go back.”

The Taoist sneered, “Still say ‘there’s no savior,’ but you want to go back up to save the world.”

Ouyang Rong didn’t explain. His “going back” and the Taoist’s “going up” weren’t exactly the same.

Feeling his strength restored, Ouyang Rong pushed up with his palms and stood, heading once more to the central lotus pedestal.

For the first time in his life, he was so seriously preparing for something, investing all his time and energy. But just as he was about to face it, fate suddenly told him:

It’s over...

All over.

Ouyang Rong disagreed.

“I’m not saving the world; I’m saving myself.”

He spoke softly, more to himself.

The Taoist shook his head, said no more, and closed his eyes, leaning against the wall.

The Unknown Master paused chanting, sensing the movement, then with a look of compassion advised, “Benefactor, this place is the Lotus Pure Land; above is the Avici Hell…”

The Taoist closed his eyes, “Stop wasting breath. He’s a savior; his realm is unlike ours.”

“Savior!” The Unknown Master seemed to recall something, lowering his head, murmuring, “The savior is dead; the Tao Ancestor is dead; even the Buddha… is dead. Why do people still stubbornly go up to their deaths?”

The monk chanted a sutra, palms joined:

“Thus I have heard, there are sentient beings suffering, falling into hell, with bull-headed jailers, horse-headed demons, wielding spears and halberds, driving them into the gates of Avici: becoming beasts, ghosts, pus, blood, ashes, miasma, pelted by sand and stones, struck by lightning and hail, torn apart by decay and flesh mountains, with hundreds of eyes, countless mouths…”

Ouyang Rong ignored it and walked past. As he passed the slender mute girl, she suddenly reached out and “stopped” him.

Looking down, he saw the girl curled up with her face buried, offering him a sheepskin water bag.

He licked his dry lips and took it, noticing her right hand had only four fingers.

Ouyang Rong drank cautiously, then returned it.

“Thank you.”

The mute girl withdrew her hand, no longer stopping him.

Passing by her, he noticed she had been sitting on a straight “long strip”—which looked like a sword.

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